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December 25, 2006 at 7:10 pm #29815maskedkatMember
DISCLAIMER: I’ve been drinking Mimosas, so if my iambic pentameter starts slipping toward the end, you know why.
From me to y’all… Merry Christmas!
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‘Twas the day before Christmas, and in the mall lot
I walked to my car with stuff I had boughtGame boys and I-pods and swanky apparel
Brought to my mind a fond Christmas carolWith all good things Christmas filling my mind
I paid little heed to the footsteps behindFor why should I worry or feel any fear
At this, the most magical time o’ the year?Clicking the button and popping the trunk,
A loud voice behind yelled, \”GIVE US THAT JUNK!\”Whirling ’round quickly and raising my guard,
I took in 3 hoodlums, tattoo’d and scarredThe one with a Mohawk was bustin’ a sag
And greedily eyeing my Nordstom’s bag\”Hand it over! Hand it over! Give it up now!\”
Demanded the one with the stud in his browStraight out of \”Deliverance\” the third one seemed
‘Twas greed, not intelligence, with which his eyes gleamedMinding my lessons, I just dropped my bag
Rememb’ring that life is more precious than swagHoping they’d leave without any more fuss,
Mohawk then snarled, \”You’re coming with us!\”A Glock to my forehead soon sprang into view
And thanks to my training, I knew what to doA twist to the side, and I dodged the first blow
Then landed my own – no time to be slow!Controlling the weapon was next on my list,
I clamped down like a python, thus trapping his wristHe howled with surprise as I busted his grip
He howled no more when I emptied the clip!No, no – nothing lethal! I have too much class
Just a few flesh wounds on his sag-busting assDeliverance and Brow-Stud made the next move,
But I was full into my Krav Maga grooveWhen Deliverance tried to lay hands upon me,
I doubled him over, courtesy my left kneeHammerfists, elbows I brought into play
He must have been thinking, \”This just ain’t my day!\”My training was working – hey, whaddaya know!
I snarled at Brow-Stud, \”Two down, one to go!\”My hands and feet flying, adrenaline-driven
No quarter was asked, and none would be givenHe went to the ground and I got in his guard
Now punch away, punch away, punch away hard!With blood on my knuckles and luck on my side,
I gathered my treasures and got in my rideBut they heard me exclaim as I drove out of sight,
\”MERRY CHRISTMAS, MUTHAF****S! THANKS FOR THE FIGHT!!\”December 26, 2006 at 5:01 am #51694mara-jadeMemberOMG..ROFLMAO – This is friggin hysterical! I gotta send my other KM mates over to this. 😀
Thanks for giving me a great laugh
December 26, 2006 at 2:46 pm #51695noonianMemberNIIIIIICE!!!!! 😀
Not that I encourage drinking and rhyming – but that was great!!! Have another Mimosa over New Year’s and let’s see what you come up with!
Really really cool!! 😀
December 26, 2006 at 11:08 pm #51699maskedkatMemberThanks! Glad you liked it.
December 26, 2006 at 11:13 pm #51700anonymousMemberYes, that was nice. Real life story? 😉
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GiantkillerDecember 28, 2006 at 8:50 pm #51710maskedkatMemberOh, hell no! I hate malls.
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