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  • #31029
    cjs-dad
    Keymaster

    So a few people have commented on my signature file where I keep adding things I found funny that people have written here in the forums.

    I thought we would keep the jokes going, so if you see something someones said keep the format I used in me sig. Persons forums name then the sentence they said.

    Should be fun!


    ? unstpabl1 ñ And I donít even do Krav.

    ? Miriam – it’s all smoke and mirrors, baby…just smoke and mirrors!!!

    ? Trish – if Sean asks you if you know your fall breaks DO NOT say yes. Instead slowly back away keeping your eyes on him at all times.

    ? garddawg – if a belt dosent hold up your pants it’s worthless.

    ? Jay99 – It also gives CJ’s Dad a healthy way to experiment on his students as he works on his latest autobiography “Memoirs of A Crazy F**ker: A Flying Spinning Axe Kick for the Soul

    ? Old Grappler – Note to whomever thought of doing 360 defense and inside defense at the same time without pads……I’m coming for you.

    #65807
    mara-jade
    Member

    Re: Classic forum quotes from members.

    You can’t forget THIS one. Shoot, this needs to go in my sigthumbsup

    ? Jeremy Stafford ñ This is Krav, not scrapbooking

    #65895
    la-revancha
    Member

    Re: Classic forum quotes from members.

    It’s not a L2 test if there is no gastric failure!!-Stafford.

    Teach your students to be as good as you, and your school will last 100 years. Teach your students to be better than you, and your school will last 1,000 years.-John Whitman.

    #65896
    la-revancha
    Member

    Re: Classic forum quotes from members.


    ? Jeremy Stafford ñ It’s not a L2 exam if there is no gastric failure!

    ? John Whitman – Teach your students to be as good as you, and your school will last 100 years. Teach your students to be better than you, and your school will last 1,000 years.

    #66120
    cjs-dad
    Keymaster

    Re: Classic forum quotes from members.

    Talking to me

    quote unstpabl1:

    Your the reason krav schools have a frozen pea budget
    #66274
    miche
    Member

    Re: Classic forum quotes from members.

    I thought this was a great statement

    quote unstpabl1:

    Sometimes in life you have to stand your ground. Its a hard lesson to learn and even most adults don’t get it, but in the end only I can be responsible for my life. If faced with any type of adversity only I can overcome it. Waiting for someone else to take responsbility is a long fruitless wait
    #66277
    miche
    Member

    Re: Classic forum quotes from members.

    Words to live by

    quote kellycampbell:

    the basic principle is to Base, Space and Attack Attack Attack.
    #66294
    tchort64
    Member

    Re: Classic forum quotes from members.

    The shortest distance between 2 points is usually under repair . – Tchort64:Deadhorse:

    #66313
    unstpabl1
    Member

    Re: Classic forum quotes from members.

    I honestly don’t know where I got this from or I’d credit it.

    Never Fear Life. When faced with uncertainty…attack it

    #66318
    tchort64
    Member

    Re: Classic forum quotes from members.

    If at first you don’t succeed , you’re about average – tchort64

    #66424
    cjs-dad
    Keymaster

    Re: Classic forum quotes from members.

    Another gem!

    quote unstpabl1:

    There is probably 3 reasons to post on a forum, to learn something, to help someone or to make someone you don’t know laugh. Everything else is probably masterbation.
    #66432
    tchort64
    Member

    Re: Classic forum quotes from members.

    Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way – tchort64:OhMy:

    #66436
    cjs-dad
    Keymaster

    Re: Classic forum quotes from members.

    *reminder* these are supposed to be quotes pulled from members posts 🙂

    #66437
    tchort64
    Member

    Re: Classic forum quotes from members.

    quote CJs Dad:

    *reminder* these are supposed to be quotes pulled from members posts 🙂

    Pardon my oversite then np . I am a member and I am posting . Here’s another one : Quote me if I’m wrong . – tchort64 Only funning w/ya CJ’s Dad. No disrespect intended .:wav:

    #66440
    cjs-dad
    Keymaster

    Re: Classic forum quotes from members.

    quote tchort64:

    Pardon my oversite then np . I am a member and I am posting . Here’s another one : Quote me if I’m wrong . – tchort64 Only funning w/ya CJ’s Dad. No disrespect intended .:wav:

    LOL no worries 😉

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