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August 25, 2008 at 2:09 pm #31381jesseMember
This thread is for all the things that you scream or would like to scream when you attack your partner during class for instance during 360 drills.
They should either be realistic…or offbeat so it throws off your partner…and short enough to yell fast.
“I told you not to come back!”
“I always hated your momma!”
“Why you ________”
“Quit looking at my sister! brother! dog!”
“Krav this!”
“Quansooo!”
August 25, 2008 at 3:25 pm #69321cjs-dadKeymasterRe: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread
“look what you did to my shirt!”
“you ate the last one”
“shes your wife?”
“he said go 40%”
And the last one is an inside joke
“if you ever drill me in the mouth again when I’m not looking I’m gunna snap yer neck” – ooops
August 26, 2008 at 1:45 pm #69343braciusMemberRe: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread
Some I use:
“I’m TAKING your pok-e-mon cards”
“Give me your milk money”
“Suck it, B***h”
“NAAARG”
“Well hello cupcake”
“Ack! Ugly face”
“I come in peace”August 26, 2008 at 5:21 pm #69351nixxonMemberRe: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread
“MAKE ME MY DINNER AND THEN IRON MY SHIRT”….
too far?
August 26, 2008 at 6:55 pm #69355gwalsh-d92MemberRe: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread
The movie “300” sums it up nicely:
“Tonight we dine in Hell!”
“Prepare for glory!”
“This is Sparta!”And my personal favorite:
“This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this.”
August 26, 2008 at 8:58 pm #69361russellMemberRe: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread
HEY COP!!!…… to the young lady taking krav while waiting for the call from the police department(she’s on the list and should get the call soon)
it’s not cheating, it’s krav….. you cant cheat in krav!
and last but not least
oh **** that hurts!!! that will work GREAT on the street!!!!August 26, 2008 at 8:59 pm #69362russellMemberRe: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread
sorry i ment oh poop that hurts
August 27, 2008 at 2:35 am #69369bull1189MemberRe: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread
“Where else can you get away with beating on cops!” (I got a lot of cops in my school)
And for the lawyer/accountant: “Give me your 401K, punk”
August 27, 2008 at 6:21 pm #69392nateMemberRe: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread
“Give me your shoes!!”
And that pokemon one is amazing Bracius.
September 7, 2008 at 5:21 pm #69652resqr1MemberRe: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread
LOVE IT!! It’s the only place where us cops can beat on people, be caught on video and NOT SUED!!! BWAHAHAHA
September 7, 2008 at 6:23 pm #69654clfmakMemberRe: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread
Pizza’s not dinner!
September 8, 2008 at 2:41 pm #69669kvmorlMemberRe: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread
“you smell like sh**t and hit like a girl”
That usually works for me…
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