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  • #31381
    jesse
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    This thread is for all the things that you scream or would like to scream when you attack your partner during class for instance during 360 drills.

    They should either be realistic…or offbeat so it throws off your partner…and short enough to yell fast.

    “I told you not to come back!”

    “I always hated your momma!”

    “Why you ________”

    “Quit looking at my sister! brother! dog!”

    “Krav this!”

    “Quansooo!”

    #69321
    cjs-dad
    Keymaster

    Re: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread

    “look what you did to my shirt!”

    “you ate the last one”

    “shes your wife?”

    “he said go 40%”

    And the last one is an inside joke

    “if you ever drill me in the mouth again when I’m not looking I’m gunna snap yer neck” – ooops

    #69343
    bracius
    Member

    Re: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread

    Some I use:

    “I’m TAKING your pok-e-mon cards”
    “Give me your milk money”
    “Suck it, B***h”
    “NAAARG”
    “Well hello cupcake”
    “Ack! Ugly face”
    “I come in peace”

    #69351
    nixxon
    Member

    Re: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread

    “MAKE ME MY DINNER AND THEN IRON MY SHIRT”….

    too far?

    #69355
    gwalsh-d92
    Member

    Re: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread

    The movie “300” sums it up nicely:

    “Tonight we dine in Hell!”
    “Prepare for glory!”
    “This is Sparta!”

    And my personal favorite:

    “This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this.”

    #69361
    russell
    Member

    Re: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread

    HEY COP!!!…… to the young lady taking krav while waiting for the call from the police department(she’s on the list and should get the call soon)

    it’s not cheating, it’s krav….. you cant cheat in krav!

    and last but not least
    oh **** that hurts!!! that will work GREAT on the street!!!!

    #69362
    russell
    Member

    Re: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread

    sorry i ment oh poop that hurts

    #69369
    bull1189
    Member

    Re: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread

    “Where else can you get away with beating on cops!” (I got a lot of cops in my school)

    And for the lawyer/accountant: “Give me your 401K, punk”

    #69392
    nate
    Member

    Re: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread

    “Give me your shoes!!”

    And that pokemon one is amazing Bracius.

    #69652
    resqr1
    Member

    Re: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread

    LOVE IT!! It’s the only place where us cops can beat on people, be caught on video and NOT SUED!!! BWAHAHAHA

    #69654
    clfmak
    Member

    Re: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread

    Pizza’s not dinner!

    #69669
    kvmorl
    Member

    Re: The SCREAMING ASSAILANT Thread

    “you smell like sh**t and hit like a girl”

    That usually works for me…

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