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.Two quotes from my wife;
Give a man a fire,and you warm him for a day.
Set a man on fire,and he will be warm for the rest of his life.Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill
Because they pissed me off.…I think I’ll go workout now
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I don’t care how many black belts you have, you have to sleep sometime.
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(couple guys in a bar mouthing off to me) Theres only two of you, you might want to reconsider or go get friends and come back.
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My dad used to say “You have to sleep sometime” when I ran from a spank’n… lol. After being awoke by an arse whip’n, I never ran again and just took the spank’n the first time around… 🙂
If your wife said that… then I would sleep with one eye open… and NEVER make her mad!
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That first quote is vintage Terry Pratchett and I love it. It’s my new sig! Then the guy had to go get early onset alzheimers.
Here’s a good quote from my wife:
“Or wait…were you teasing?”
Here’s a good quote from me…not original….
“It’s not fat, it’s a baby growing.”
I’m the warm, fuzzy compasionate type.
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Jesse,yeah that quote is from Terry Prachett, first she (the wife) stolen my freedom now she’s steeling quotes.
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ok, one more quote: If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance,baffle them with bullsh#t.
If you can’t baffle them with bullsh#t,riddle them with bullets.Re: words from "THE WIFE"
That’s women for you
You can’t live with them and
You can’t chop them up and hide them in the attic:box:Re: words from "THE WIFE"
[SIZE=”2″]Oh yeah??? How about these:
A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.[/SIZE]
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quote Miriam:Oh yeah??? How about these:A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
I think I need to steal some of those! 🙂
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A thought from someone who has been married 46 years…If a man will admit to his wife that he sometimes does stupid things, he can get away with a lot of neat stuff. I find it works like a champ.
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Hey, long time no see man! We made our way back to class today..Dang, Kettlebell was a blast today. I KNOW I’ll feel it tomorrow:rolleyes:
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OK, here is one
“Thank GOD we are moving near a Krav place so you will STOP asking me to choke you and stick a gun to your head!”
True, though, I may still ask……
JC
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Ok, not sure if this is exactly within the topic, but I THINK it’s funny.rofl2
Kevin was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him ‘Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, and IT BETTER BE THERE!’The next morning Kevin got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Kevin has been missing since Friday.
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