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  • #31355
    ds314
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    Tonight in class we did a bunch of clinches with knees. Sounds kinda of silly but my hair kept getting messed up. My hair is medium length. Either I need to cut it shorter, shave it bald or maybe there is an option 3. Is there something out there that I can wear that does not look like my Mom’s shower cap to cover the head that still looks cool? :confused:
    Gotta look cool at Krav, lol!
    Dave

    #69078
    ffdo1234
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    Re: Kind of Silly – My Hair Got Messed Up? Whine!

    I am not sure if this post is real but a couple suggestions.

    If you are anywhere near Ft Benning GA, go to Ranger Joe’s and ask for a standard haircut.

    If you are near ANY USMC base, get a pass to go on base and ask for a light trim……heh…..

    If you are near an Air Force base, go to the barber and ask for a really short hair cut, leave then come back later and ask for another.

    If you are in Hollywood, highlight your lochs, locks, um, heck, hair… then say you want to look like Van D, then go get the triple X tat on the back of your neck….

    other than that, a pony tail might work…….

    (Flat tops are to much work, high and tights rock, shaved, well, depends on the woman you are with.)

    Oh, on that note, never seen a woman on here B about her hair, but then, they aren’t male models…..

    (I took this thread in jest, if it WAS serious, get a biker or SEAL dew Rag and press on)

    JC

    #69079
    ffdo1234
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    Re: Kind of Silly – My Hair Got Messed Up? Whine!

    Oh, I just got the Krav Maga book from the bookstore and I think it said hair defenses start at level three or four……rofl2

    #69083
    bull1189
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    Re: Kind of Silly – My Hair Got Messed Up? Whine!

    It only gets worse. I have dreadlocks. I am continually losing chunks of hair when I train.

    But I do take the hair grab training veeeeeeeeeery seriously . . . .

    #69085
    clfmak
    Member

    Re: Kind of Silly – My Hair Got Messed Up? Whine!

    Put razor blades all up in your hair. It worked for Coffy.

    #69086
    kevin-mack
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    Re: Kind of Silly – My Hair Got Messed Up? Whine!

    man up!

    #69095
    brewerm
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    Re: Kind of Silly – My Hair Got Messed Up? Whine!

    My hair kept getting in my way so I shaved all three of themrofl2

    #69096
    ds314
    Member

    Re: Kind of Silly – My Hair Got Messed Up? Whine!

    Hillarious all!

    Dave

    #69100
    jesse
    Member

    Re: Kind of Silly – My Hair Got Messed Up? Whine!

    I’m almost 30 and I have WAY too many bald relatives. Mine’s starting to let go a bit so I’ve been threatening my wife for a while that I would just shave it all off. We went to Wally World and brought a 9.99 el cheapo pair of hair trimmers for her to do my hair and she’s been doing it for about a year now. This most recent time it was a little dark outside and we were outside for the haircut. She missed a few places so I had tufts sticking up. Finally, I just put on a lower comb and went inside to do it myself. I ended up with about a half inch everywhere and she’s in private mourning. I’ve pointed out to her that in the three and a half years that we’ve been together, I have never ever said anything negative about her hair. Ooog. Ryan, Cj’s Dad, and the rest of you…what did your wives says when you first shaved it?

    Please pardon the rant. I’ve been sick for the past 2 days and haven’t had my coffee yet.

    Jesse

    #69102

    Re: Kind of Silly – My Hair Got Messed Up? Whine!

    This Is Krav……………….not Beautyschool…………

    #69103
    brewerm
    Member

    Re: Kind of Silly – My Hair Got Messed Up? Whine!

    My wife loved it. Comb-over don’t fool anyone and it’s very liberating to embrace it. The only problem is that I really notice in the winter my damn head gets really cold. Other than that, I love it!!! I shave with a razor in the shower every day and keep it smooth. When I grow my goatee I definitely look like an escaped felon so smooth shaved looks best.

    GO FOR IT!!!!!!

    #69104

    Re: Kind of Silly – My Hair Got Messed Up? Whine!

    I put mine into a bun. No, seriously. I do. My hair is down to my lower back. No way my wife will let me cut it now. HA! She has this thing for Meatloaf, I guess (I’m told I bear a striking resemblance to Triple H as well, which is a hell of a lot better to me…hehehe). I manage to keep my hair in place most of the time. When we spar or grapple is when it tends to get a little loose in the ten or so hairbands I use to keep it tight. Sometimes I fight with it down just to see how my game changes when its flailing around in my face.
    I believe I saw the term ‘man up’ and that’s pretty much how I see it.

    #69109
    bull1189
    Member

    Re: Kind of Silly – My Hair Got Messed Up? Whine!

    quote CaptnCornerBanger:

    This Is Krav……………….not Beautyschool…………

    rofl2

    #69110
    jesse
    Member

    Re: Kind of Silly – My Hair Got Messed Up? Whine!

    I wonder if I can get away with telling my wife that if my hair is more than 1/2″ long it’s a security risk because someone could grab it. I wonder if I could get away with telling her the same thing about a tie.:cool:

    #69112
    saruotoko
    Member

    Re: Kind of Silly – My Hair Got Messed Up? Whine!

    quote Jesse:

    I wonder if I can get away with telling my wife that if my hair is more than 1/2″ long it’s a security risk because someone could grab it. I wonder if I could get away with telling her the same thing about a tie.:cool:

    There ARE clip-on ties, ya know, Jesse. 😉

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