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  • #59303
    maskedkat
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    Re: Purina diet

    My husband and I were loading up the U-Haul a few years back, and struggling with cramming the last bits of crap into the van. A neighbor came out and asked, “Are you moving?”

    Jeez.

    #58994
    maskedkat
    Member

    Re: KM 2008 calendar?

    quote downforlife76:

    Sweet… I have some photos of me I could send in. Is there much demand for calendars with pale, hairy white dudes with lots of tattoos and a beer gut doing Krav while wearing a speedo in a kiddie pool filled with Jello? I’m going to have to do some marketing research and get back to you guys.

    Gasp!!
    I think I’m in love.
    Please tell me you’ll also be wearing sandals and black socks!

    Back hair is also a huge turn-on.

    #58778
    maskedkat
    Member

    Re: what is wrong with people!?!!!?!?!?

    Wow, RQ. This could’ve turned out a lot worse. I admire your restraint, especially in your inebriated state. Your inebriated spelling & grammar aren’t too bad, either! 😉

    Kidding aside, I think you need a better class of friends. Do you really want to see yourself on “COPS” one day?

    #58356
    maskedkat
    Member

    Re: Migraine

    I occasionally get what are called “ocular migraines.” I get the weird halo thing (in my case, a sparkly light sort of like a laser-cut “dazzler”). First time it happened I thought I was having a stroke, since I lost my entire left visual field. I saw a neurologist (per an RN’s advice) and ruled out stroke and tumor. The migraines are a pain (literally) but fortunately rare. Mine tend to be brought on by stress… I guess a tough class could bring one on!

    #58110
    maskedkat
    Member

    Re: My diet sucks

    I’ve started keeping individually-wrapped, low-fat 1.5-oz cheese thingies in the fridge at work. I also keep almonds and dried berries (I love this blueberry/cherry/cranberry blend) and low-fat Triscuit crackers at work. Great when I’m craving something crunchy, but the little hit of protein goes a long way!

    #57819
    maskedkat
    Member

    Re: Spazz! Control Thyself!

    If he really is a nice guy, how ’bout offering to work with him before or after class on focus? Preferably on the bags, without your face in the way.

    #57520
    maskedkat
    Member

    Ugh – I hate mall shopping! Yes, online rules!
    I can’t believe it’s almost that time… maybe I’ll do a sequel to last year’s Krav Maga Kristmas poem.

    #57481
    maskedkat
    Member

    Oh, man. That is nasty.

    #57479
    maskedkat
    Member

    Damn! You don’t get much sleep, either.
    Seriously, you might want to consider substituting some fresh fruit for at least a few of the granola bars. Those things tend to be loaded with sugar and fat.

    #57284
    maskedkat
    Member

    Good job, Lenny!!
    Keep it up – I almost puked my first class (and a time or two since) but LOVE it!

    Welcome!

    #57259
    maskedkat
    Member

    I’ve only had one dream I’ve had where I used KM. I was in some really crowded club and Paris Hilton kept stepping on my foot. I told her to cut it out and when she did it again I started throwing elbows.

    A few weeks back, I dreamt that I was looking at some kind of wild animal behind a window, and all of a sudden it lunged and I realized the window glass was no longer there. At the instant the animal lunged, my husband touched my hip – I flipped around and planted an elbow, which fortunately missed his head!

    #57133
    maskedkat
    Member

    I’ve trained at the Berkeley KM while visiting the in-laws. Danny was very welcoming and told me to come back anytime.

    #56742
    maskedkat
    Member

    Politics and religion!! Yay!!

    #56559
    maskedkat
    Member

    Interesting… blending \”soft\” aikido style with Krav?

    #56346
    maskedkat
    Member

    Yes, that’s it! Thanks for finding it… great story!

    mark1, are you still around? Or are you too busy out there fighting crime? 😉

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